The Ugly Sweater Dilemma feat. WILSON, SQUID THE WHALE, UNDESIRABLE PEOPLE, HAWKS & WOLVES and SPRINGBREAK at the Pike Room

FRIDAY DECEMBER 9, 2011
doors at 7pm
tickets: $5 with a sweater; $8 without

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The Crofoot, WILSON and SQUID THE WHALE Present: The Ugly Sweater Dilemma.

A Holiday tradition with a rock and roll twist!

1. Think Ironic. You probably have fond memories of your older female relatives at holiday gatherings wearing sweaters with Christmas trees and Santa Claus. The Ugly Christmas Sweater Party pokes fun at these wardrobe choices, and no one wants to be mean to Grandma. So mentally separate the Grandma sweater from the Party sweater. Pretend she wouldn't be hurt by the concept. And for God's sake, don't tell her about it.

2. Think Thrift Shop. Whether going or throwing, you might want to pick up some special specimens, and you won't find a better source than Goodwill. And you can't beat the prices. Just plan on spending a little extra for dry cleaning.

3. Think with a Twist. Move beyond the sweater. Add in a turtleneck, jewelry or a bowtie!

4. Think Unsexy. There's nothing hot about a Christmas sweater, unless you're wearing it in Hawaii. No bare midriffs!

5. Think PARTY! Don't be a Grinch.

Now that you have your perfect ugly sweater get your faces partied off by WILSON, SQUID THE WHALE, UNDESIRABLE PEOPLE, HAWKS AND WOLVES and SPRINGBREAK!

Happy Holidays!

 

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